Is it my fault? Did i do my best?

March 4th, 2008 by kenchi-ishida

Ok just wanna make it short of what was happening today at 4th of March 2008.  About 13XX i just came back from my daily routine of my work back to my place in my parents market.  That time supposingly i SHOULD be a normal day but heck no…!

By that time i have a second round of delivery to my nearer area, out of the sudden i never realise until my parent’s worker noticed an Indian guy (let’s call him A) and i turn my view.  He was lying on the ground, helpless with his whole body shaking just like those "fat yeong thiu" (not sure what is it called in english, this disease is something like u need to put something on their mouth in order to make them better).  Only my parents, the workers and me only who noticed him, but we didn’t know what to do, so the worker go to a nearest mamak stall to called up his so called ‘friend’ (call him B), cause he thought that he might help him in some kinda way.

At the same time, i saw him like suffering so i just walk to him and observe the situation, that time he’s still CONSCIOUS, by then as i heard from my parent’s worker A had fall down hitting his own head to the ground, so i was abit of nervous to hold him up.  So what i did was i offered my hand so he can grab my hand.  I keep on asking him are you okay?  All that he was mentioning was "Tolong saya".  As i didn’t caught up in this kinda situation before, i just let him grab my hand as i just try to pull him with his own effort getting up (my other hand didn’t do anything).  By then he’s still shaking like mad, he did try his best to get up, by that time when he’s half way getting up, B arrived and give him some keys and metal stuff on his hand to grab, and then only he released my hand and lying on the ground again.  By then B explained to us that he always like dat, is some kinda small matters, after grabbing something then he’ll be alright and the shakes will be subside.

After listening to his explaination and even my parents workers agreed upon him as he said he also heard this kinda situation before, so we just let him lying on the ground, by that time i was thinking and hoping that he’ll be alright and i just resume my delivery.  But what to my suprise was after my delivery and lunch, he passed away.

By the time i arrived, policemen were surrounding A with newspaper on top of him.  As i been told by my mom, he’d stand up and walk for awhile before he collapse again for his last breath.  And of course i’d been scolded by both my parents.  For my mom is like scolding me for some kinda spiritual reason, where for my dad case is something like general knowledge.  I do get his point, which is like if u can’t help him, y u wanna go near him?  Y dun u call for others help?  Well all i can say now is my feeling mixed up, from sad and mad and blaming myself for didn’t put effort to help him and what ‘if’ ?

Anyone can tell me is it my fault that makes him never return to this world…?  But i know for sure that i didn’t put my best effort to help him, cause i never know what to do.  This kinda feeling im having now is like the feeling when i lost my grandmother few years back, helpless and useless….

7 month………

July 1st, 2007 by kenchi-ishida

its been 7 month since i stop my blogging stuff….well not trying to tell up all my grandma stuff….just wanna jot down my stuff for my future reference…
1st up will be my situation, well my short term target kinda reaching….in term of financial…kinda going smoothly…2nd will be my friendship…yup met kinda lot of new frens since working part time in coffee bean…alot of thing that i’d learn in FnB line,high school fren came back from canada, met her new chabo fren fish…3rd will be my relationship…still single but there is something is pulling me to go for a relationship, not sure is it financial, feeling or fungus in my brain….sick of people bad experience in relationship, try to help by moral support but cant help myself…y is it so hard to go for a new relationship….? nase? nase da? for all the people that i know who had bad experience in relationship, ganbate la, if old one never gone, how can u guys have a new one? just because past is hurt, but that doesnt mean we cant move forward or staying in the past. escape from the dark to see the light, yes, walk out from the night cos dawn is coming up before sunshine…gaining through losing…
and because of immune to working life, i cant find myself some time to go for a holiday, yes i admit i never been anywhere b4 unlike some of my fren went oversea or outstation, this is the 1st priority that i need to work on, no matter how, this year i will find a place to go….dun care is other state or other country, by group or alone, anything….anyway hope u guys having a new start for ppl who just started to become workforce for our country…jia ne..!

its another year…

December 31st, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

hey people, its been awhile since i updated my blog, haih u know la, kinda buzy at this month cos every1 oso holiday and alotsa entertainment and outing…hahaha…so since its a last day of the year just wanna brush up this month outing and entertainment that i had went (if i still remember)…

well outing for tgi friday, went up to genting and try some gambling luck, chrismas at my friend house playing ‘3 ka’ mahjong, movies with friends, wat else…? reunion dinner with my family members…wat else? forgot liao….anyway just wanna ask u people out there that knows my blog…did u guys acheived something this year? i mean some kinda resolution or things that u wanna acheived or succeed on?

hmmmm….if u guys still not yet acheived it, me wish u guys will achieved it in this coming 2007….but for ME…..ahahahah…so call kinda achieved it liao….hahaha….join a gym and most importantly, finish off time crisis 4 …..hahaha…but of cos continue 3 to 4 times la…tod im expert mer? but u know wat…just now was my last game (as i said starting tomorrow i wun go and play liao cos wanna save money)…next to me is a guy so expert playing with just a credit till the end…and most of all…the points that he scores if far more than mine….hahah…he knows all the exact location and those link-combo that makes me wanna try oso….unfortunately it eats up my rm5 and still cant finish it off….greedy for points as i will say….hahaha….guess i cant be as expert as him….

but still, this year will be my lesson….yup quite alot of lesson that i’d learned that u need to sacrifice something to learn it….well get cheated on internet scam that eats me up peniless till now and a rm150 so called data entry (ah girl shud know it)…though i still wanna make myself to be more wisely and patient (yup im a hot tempered guy)….so for this coming 2007 i think i know wat shud i do with my money (though i still cant get some wage appraisal)…and im sure that this coming year i will be more stingy (no more cin cai cha chin chee liao)…and i will watch every single cent that i spend…..coming year still a mist in front of my naked eye though not sure yet if it is real (will tell u guys if it is real)…oh yeah to phoebe…if ur reading this…sorry i cant let u know the answer now but i assured u that the latest answer from me is by the end of march if my calculation is right.

so wat else shud i write…? oh yeah…new year marks a new beginning for us all….so whatever happen in the past…just treat it as a lesson for our future reference….i’d learn that patient is wat us all need to achieved something great, nothing comes easy and fast, most people (people that u rarely know) will come and look for u as ‘pan chat’ (jackass)…so dun be a pan chat like me…a fucking idiotic pan chat and never trust in things on net…there is no easy money that will drop from the sky….if there IS then the person is not YOU…yes not even you will get those benefit….includes ME or pan chat….

let see…toll in msia is rising…almost everything will rise in this upcoming year (i bet petrol will oso)…so all of us the wage earner will suffer more…so wat can we do to tackle this kinda prob…? well most of us all will try to save as much as how much we earn…some will have their own way…but i realise another way after i’d been cheated…hehe…guess i will share with u guys after i experiment it ok….?

hmmm…wat else…? enjoying myself as a single…cant complain much…single has their own things to do ok? im NOT sure about couples but i think majority is all the same…calling each other, going out together, holding hands…blah blah blah….please fill in the blanks for me thanx….i mean, is there anything out there for us as human can do besides go and married and give birth and then following all the parents footstep…? this i really wan people out there to put in some comment (mayb im a 50/50 buddhist and taoism…hahah i mean free thinker…)

okie i think tis is all i wanna say….ce is asking us to go to his house for sit sit…haha…see wat kinda drinks that he’ll be mixing for us all….bye bye and peace out….! happy and wealthy 2007 for us all out there…to phoebe…please take care of ur health…!

min na, arigato…!

December 7th, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

firstly i would like to say thank you very much for all the person that remember my birthday…actually i dun treat it as my very special day as it is just an ordinary day…but with many sms and wishes only lo…haha…appreciate it very much…updated version…just recceived call from bernice at 2041…haha belated but nevermind…as long got heart la…

ok let me recall…thanks to these people that has wishes me in person, chester cousin brother, krystle, yee voon, ginny, goon, chi kian the magician, xoon…for sms is….let me check my phone…hmm…macy (yuyu hakusho freak with me…hahah), yee voon,chi kian, ivan, my sis, melinda (my ucsi fren whos been tough for her studies and working now), uncle peter, jasmine goh (my kbu fren, will definetely catch up with her when im free), xoon, krystle and my god sister hui min…haahha….those who wish me in friendster….of cos HER…phoebe, ah mung (another ucsi fren, a very cute girl i shud said), alvin tan (ucsi too) and lee (not sure when she add me or i add her, quite a stranger for me but nice anyway…thanks girl…hope can chat with u in friendster ok?)

ok then later on is the person who celebrate with me (not kinda celebrate, just come out and makan and watch movie yesterday at Berjaya Times Square)…xoon, chi kian, goon, yee voon, ginny and me…yup went to have teppanyaki with them and later on for the movie, but before movie start of cos me and goon went for arcade…yup his treat for a round for time crisis 4 and house of the dead 4….haih goon, never mind la, its been awhile we’re not having arcade liao lo…sure got cacat abit la…hahaah…yup later we have our movie…de javu…yup its a nice movie and showing the bad side of US…(US always like dat 1 la rite?)

once again for the shout out….thanks to u guys and gals…u people really make my day….me by the name of andrew cha, very grateful for all the wishes and present (present? ya forgot…i received an angpau…thanks to mrs ong…) u guys rock….and thank you again…dunnno wat to say…ah…not to forget my sis cos she really give me a real present for me…hahah quite a sum of money that i owed her has vanished and now i need to pay her just abit more…thanks jie jie…!

ok let see wat i forgot to update for a while? yup met phoebe’s fren bernice…well i think the real connection for them that can be so intimate is because…..3 of them oso very sam pat….! hahaah…no la joking only…u guys really supportive and friendly and kind…no wonder she said that she will be ‘her’ gf if ‘her’ is a he…! hahaha u guys figured it out la…! now both of them (borak sahaja) going for their 38 trip as claimed by them, getting ready to go to south island…so syok…hey if u guys read my blog, brought me some souvenir ok? hahah no la no la, joking only….anyway hope u guys have a nice trip and do drop by kl here and LET ME KNOW….cos i’ll zoom my car to u guys ok? become ah mat (driver) oso can…! ok think thats all for now…..

the most satisfied concert….

November 19th, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

holy shit…..yeterday was the most memorable concert that i’d attended….Zhang Zhen Yue really rock it hard…well actually i did write a long thing so syok until i press wrong thing and all boom….gone…arh…never mind just make it short….

for the concert i rated it 9 out of 10…because the crowd was not very packed…still have spaces for air ventilation, nice view and spot though is quite far…but i can see the whole of him performing..no prob at all…no head barrier or blocking view…the performance and music is good….the other is just because im a victim of second hand smoker and no other people, just alone…if not i’ll order a cup of henessy vsop shanghai and we all GET HIGH….!

standing there performing with a neat look, shaven beard, black tee, a pair of jean, watch in his right hand and a sneaker makes him the main performer…oh and the suprize is the guest appearance by MC HOTDOG….(holy shit….double combo of rock and hip hop, rap and acoustic)….

i cant tell hows the feeling when in the concert yday but all i can say we all have a good shout of all songs that he perform…..but all i can say is live performance is no match for those music coming out from ur stereo….at first the crowd just catching all the tunes he play until the universal song of his been played at the third song he perform….YES PEOPLE….FEN SHOU BA….! imagine the crowd, the echoes, the music, the performance and the song that unites us all sang as loud as we could when he reach the chorus….(fen shou ba, wo men fen shou ba, bu yau zhai pi wo shuo ni hai ai zhe wo….) holy shit that was the moment of unforgetable….

let me recap songs that he had performed yday (cant remember all)…ai de zhu di yen, fen shou ba, freenight, one night stand, wo yau qian, zi you, zai jian, ma la sha, gan mei mei, nan zhi han and afew acoustic which is yong chi, ai wo bie zhou (this is the last song he perform after all of us shouting ENCORE…), yi kai shi jiu mei tuei lu, wa zhi (this song he performed is sang by a good friend of his as he claim, neh…the female taiwanese singer that sing mandarin version of ‘apple tree’ u know rite? who’s that name a?), and so on…well for the suprizing side where he (ah yue) introduced MC HOTDOG to the stage…he performs 4 of his songs which is an ke (encore), wo xing wo shu (if im not mistaken), mu lau hu (female tiger which refers to ur wife back home) and the collaboration of both and the jumping part of all the crowd….wo ai tai mei (i love taiwanese girl)….hhaahaahah….two thumbs up….!

holy shit…no complain….just regrets cos didnt buy a more expensive ticket so i can get more up close to him and get a bigger person of his picture and songs that he perform…in fact i did take some shots of his and MC HOTDOG together with some songs recorded…just that i dunno how to post it up for u guys have a look…..i remember 1 part where he broke the string of his guitar when performing…suddenly he said…"apologise cos string broken, since the string is broken then i think i need to give it out my guitar, if u guys shout out loud"….holy shit….everybody shout like hell….then suddenly he said…"DUN WAN…!" hahaaha…bangang….

wat else more? well i dunno think thats all i have to write…till i found out how to post the pictures and songs that i recorded for u guys look…i enjoyed….hope u guys too…enjoy something that ur into right now…

this is great for us all…

November 11th, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

The 90/10 Principle by Stephen Covey

Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life. What is the 90/10 Principle? 10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%.

How? By your reaction.

You cannot control a red light, but you can control your reaction. Don’t let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let’s use an example:

You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react. You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over.

She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terribly. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find a small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter. Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning. Why did you have a bad day?

A) Did the coffee cause it?

B) Did your daughter cause it?

C) Did the policeman cause it?

D) Did you cause it?

The answer is D. You had no control over what happened with the coffee.

How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day.

Here is what could have and should have happened:

Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "It’s ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time." Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference? Two different scenarios. Both started the same.

Both ended different. Why? Because of how you REACTED.

You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction.

Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle:

If someone says something negative about you, don’t be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don’t have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off! Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work?

Why let the cars ruin your drive? Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it.

You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.

The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant?

She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger. Why get stressed out?

It will just make things worse.

Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it.

The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle.

The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache. There never seem to be a success in life. Bad days follow bad days. Terrible things seem to be constantly happening. There is constant stress, lack of joy, and broken relationships.

Worry consumes time. Anger breaks friendships and life seems dreary and is not enjoyed to the fullest. Friends are lost.

Life is a bore and often seems cruel. Does this describe you? If so, do not be discouraged. You can be different! Understand and apply the 90/10 principle. It will change your life

To be commited….

November 7th, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

recently i went to my secondary school’s fren open house for hari raya with macy and ivan…(yup think u guys know whats the news…) by the way there i never knew that one of the other secondary school fren joseph will come along and join…(for u guys information, he’s married earlier this year)…so cut the thing short…after for some chatting in my malay fren house haz, we (me,joseph and xoon) went to joseph’s house and out for yam cha in his area….well at first we all think that thing happens between joseph and his wife then he get marry early but hell NO…! and im quite interested to know what happen actually…and this question is still bugging in my mind….y he wanted to marry in this kinda age and time….? isn’t he still young…? can he cope by it financially and independently?

to tell u guys…this is my opinion…for me i WON’T get marry in this kinda age…y u all may ask…well simple…first is im still young and is too early, i still not yet enjoy my youthness in my life…common, im just 22 and still counting and im a youg adult and this is the time for me to enjoy my single before i get attached with someone (not to say i dun wana gf ok?) next, im still not matured (compared with other people that i knew they are really good in their life which is good to their parents and friends). think u guys know what i mean, im still playful and stubborn and ‘mou tai mou sai’…hahaha bangang…cantonese pulak…

third…i still cant support myself financially so what the heck i wanna find a girl and marry….? for me if i cant own a house and a car i will definetely wun ask my future gf for marriage…for me this not only will make myself suffer but ur gf oso…(unless both of u are very committed to each other u know that kinda thing when ur getting married in church…blah blah blah…duno duno duno something then if ur rich or poor?) then i cant have that kind of financial security…how am i gonna secured my future wife…(summore ur future children ler?) for me i can have a simple life but in this realistic world where almost everything is money related…u cant seems to avoid things that u will need when ur married…(been taught by my mother’s fren again hahah, guess is not bad after all)

though this is all my cons about marriage but seems like actually u can think on the bright side when ur married…everyday u wake up u saw ur husband/wife besides u…u guys know la this kinda things…(imagination people…THINK)…he/she will be by ur side 24/7 365…yup in conclusion everything will have its pros and cons….its up to us to decide whats the best option for us….(i will blog about this and money topic in the future, yup promise)..in the meantime for those who are married (few % only) wish u guys ever lasting and ‘bak tou dou lou’…it means together till ur hair is white or bald….HAHAHA…then for those which their profile stated ‘in a relationship’, hope u guys enjoy the moment and hope u guys have pick the right ‘one’…and for those who’s single…(yup im this category)…hey people out there who’s fall in this category….LIVE UR LIFE AND ROCK IT…..!hehhee…doesnt means that we cant enjoy our life if we cant find a partner rite…take ur time….CCHHHOOOOSSSEEE the right 1,analyst it then only go pakto ma rite? hahaha…enjoy the companion of our friends…(to tell u guys, last time i was really desperate to have a gf, but i’d misconception to have a gf, i really found some friends that really rock my life…heheh i think they know who am i talking about…pandai borak sahaja) not saying that i forget those past time fren ok…! go find some activity that u enjoy (i found 1,but lazy to do it…haih…) erm yup i think this all i wanna blog about, hope u guys enjoy it…hope that this topic will make us all ponder awhile about what we want in our life…ciao…until i come out with another interesting topic ok….bye…!

music of the day - quite awhile i din intro some songs to u guys to listen…erm today i wanna intro a few songs for u all

1) tian tian ye ye (everyday everynight) by F.I.R - this is a remake of trisha yearwood ‘how do i live’ but its very nice….thumbs up…! hurrah for F.I.R

2) the last track from edison chen first album ‘please steal this album’ - which is mc yan from LMF sang this songs actually…not a nice song but the content is meaningful…! try to listen to it if u have the cd…

3) for girls out there, this songs is for u all…its called ‘beautiful skin’ by edison chen feat mc yan and mc chef… this song sings out most female’s heart, emotion and condition…

(hey im not edison’s fan, y i like asian rap especially hong kong rap is because i can understand what they wanna sing unlike western hip hop, rap and r’n'b…we just know the music unless we go and read those lyrics…)

thats y i like LMF and MP4 last time…funny and meaningful songs they have…yeah MP4 tod i wanna intro some songs oso but their title is too long and i dun understand chinese…sorry…will post it out in future if i know the songs ok? ciao…!

sorry people

November 2nd, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

sorry people for my late entry of posting blog…cos im quite lazy nowdays, spoil my mood due to my modem being struck by lighting…cis…summore im addicted to that ps1 game called final fantasy tactic….cant stop…! actually i got many things that i wanna post and share it to u all but….haih…what to do? so here are some jokes again to entertain you all people out there first ok? this jokes is an old email that i had received back in few years back and now i wanna dig it out for you all…you may thought that you had read b4 but hey…just for some laughter right? enjoy…..

The wonderful word of TEW

Hey! be proud of this contonese word "TEW"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful word in
Cantonese today is the word Tew.
It is the one magical word
which just by the sound can describe pleasure, hate and love.
Tew falls into many grammatical categories. It can
be used as a verb both transitive
(eg Goh tewed Irene) and intransitive (eg Irene was tewed by Goh).
It can be a noun
(eg Goh doesn’t give a tew about Irene)
or an adverb (Irene is tew-ing beautiful).
It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as
versatile
as
the word Tew.
Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can
be used to described many situations :
Fraud - Ngor pei yan tew chor
Dismay - Tew nia ma hai
Trouble - Li chii tew lo
Aggression - Tew kow lei
Passive - Tew ngor
Confusion - Tew mat chat?
Difficulty - Tew, ng chat meng ah…
Despair - Li by tew lo
Philosophical - Mm lan tew hai lah.
Religious - Omi toh foot, tew
Incompetence - Oh, tew lo
Laziness - Tew lan lei lo hai
Displeasure - Tew, fart sang mei yeh see ah?
Rebellion - Tew chart hoi
Direction - Mart chart tew tei fong ah..
The mind really boggles at the many creative uses.
How could anyone be offended when you say "Tew"?
Use it in your daily speech - it adds to your
PRESTIGE.
TELL SOMEONE TODAY — "TEW KOW LEI" !!!

Here’s another one….

If u guys are learning japanese, well here is some good starter for beginner…

Know your Japanese…
>
>1. What does a broken hearted Japanese call himself?
>
>Hatikukecewa
>
>2. What does a Japanese say to a girl when he wants to harass her?
>
>Marikuraba
>
>3. How do you call a dirty-minded Japanese?
>
>Otakukoto
>
>4. How does a group of Japanese boys say when they want to f*** a girl?
>
>Ramaiboleka
>
>5. What do you call a cheap Japanese prostitute?
>
>Pukimura
>
>6. How does a flat-chested Japanese girl describe herself?
>
>Tetekurata
>
>7. What does a Japanese man say to a reluctant Japanese girl?
>
>Maukasika
>
>8. How does a Japanese man invite a girl to have s** with him?
>
>Maumainka
>
>9. How does a Japanese ask if they are hairy?
>
>Adalebatka

hope u guys have a great days ahead…well gonna finish off my FFT and waiting for my idol the legendary taiwanese rocker….zhang zhen yue…! haha…ciao…!

For some laughter….

October 26th, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

thanks to you people out there for your support of my blog, though is not a very nice and functional blog unlike my other friend, hope you guys enjoy reading it… so for those who has been supporting my blog… here are some jokes to brighten up you people’s day… found it from other people’s blog and thought wanna share it to you all…enjoy…

This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red ‘Chief’ who is also the tribe’s medicine man.

Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?"

Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months".

After nine months the Indian came back to the village. He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby. At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief.

He said to the Chief: "Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?"

The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.

The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come".

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There’s nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse,"

and charged them RM60. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no
problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The man said, "We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and
we can’t go to her house -

I’m married and we can’t go to my house.
Sharilla Putrajaya charges RM250, Mandarin Oriental charges RM280,
Le Meridian charges RM230.

We do it here for RM60, and I get that back from "Medical Claim"…….!

still in the same cyber….

October 24th, 2006 by kenchi-ishida

yup still here at the same cafe i went for this two days….but anyway im just back from another island….traffic starting to conjest in both ways….not sure what time should i go to avoid those traffic….sigh…

anyway quite enjoy myself last night and today…ok after i sent all of them back here in bukit mertajam for their bukit feringgi trip….i immediately going back to the island again after my dinner…then for a few round i drop myself to a hotel (bayview) to refresh myself after a hard day becoming driver…then what else? i called up ck to make an appointment for our yam cha stuff…but when i was in hotel….i check out the comment on her blog…yup people, a new friend of mine called suzanne (nah actually is phoebe’s best buddy) and she’s working in baskin robbin along sungai dua…for what else…immediately i drive my reliable iswara to her place…and i found out myself that penang is not that big, is just that those roads are circling around the island, so i can manage to find those places that i wanna go (hey i get their praise as my first time i come to penang and managed to go here and there)…

yup after reaching her place then saw her working inside and hey she treat me an ice cream FREE….! yay, have a chat of two then i found out that she’s really friendly and chatty…not long after those chatting, she offer to bring me to jalan pinang to makan breakfast… after that is another yamcha plan with ck…not really yam cha cos he bring me to an area to have some ‘tong sui’ or bubur manis or chinese style dessert which is claim "leng lui tong sui tang" cos there are photos of plenty girls around that shop…haaha if u guys know where is it…then we had a few chat and told him the news and he was so suprize…not sure how is the investigation he’s doing now….after this is time to head back to my hotel…and say goodnight….

07xx in the morning, alarm rang and is time for my breakfast outing with suzanne or ah zanne. after my bath and refresh myself, i went to her place bout 8 something, waiting for her awhile then we GO…!then she bring me to a shop where she claims is the best cendol in penang, she indicates that the real cendol shop is with the phua chu kang picture taken at the shop…so if u guys going for ABC, make sure u check out for the pcitures ok…had our prawn mee and have some walk around jalan pinang, quite similar with petaling street in kl which like chinatown….then brought some sourvenir which is those famous penang biscuit to bring it back to kl…then tumpang a box for phoebe’s parents by regards from ah zanne…then later have some shot and we suddenly siao liao, go and take a trishaw ride…! sama sama sot sot? haha duno she feels like wanaa ride then i say lets go la (luckily the roads are not busy, if not sure kena horn kao kao from those cars…) haha really enjoy the moment though is just for a few hours before i sent her back to work…haih, happy moment….shout out to ah zanne for your company to jalan pinang for breaksfast and baskin robbin and TRISHAW RIDE…! hahaah and ck for the tong sui….u guys did fill up my time of enjoyment during penang trip….thanks to u guys…! hope u all ok and doing alright in your future paper works and exams…

yup after sending her back to work…then im back here in bukit mertajam try to refresh myself before the long journey ride back….just need to pray so that it wont jam all along PLUS highway…so lesson for this trip….plan well before ur going somewhere and thanks to ah zanne, she teaches me to go travel by backpacking…start from near…so yup…hati berkobar kobar nak pergi melancong liao….haahaa….ok think thats it for today….thanks people and thanks to my friend ck and ah zanne..hope we meet again next time….ciao…kam cia….!