Archive for October, 2006

For some laughter….

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

thanks to you people out there for your support of my blog, though is not a very nice and functional blog unlike my other friend, hope you guys enjoy reading it… so for those who has been supporting my blog… here are some jokes to brighten up you people’s day… found it from other people’s blog and thought wanna share it to you all…enjoy…

This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red ‘Chief’ who is also the tribe’s medicine man.

Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?"

Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months".

After nine months the Indian came back to the village. He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby. At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief.

He said to the Chief: "Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?"

The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.

The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come".

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There’s nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse,"

and charged them RM60. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no
problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The man said, "We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and
we can’t go to her house -

I’m married and we can’t go to my house.
Sharilla Putrajaya charges RM250, Mandarin Oriental charges RM280,
Le Meridian charges RM230.

We do it here for RM60, and I get that back from "Medical Claim"…….!

still in the same cyber….

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

yup still here at the same cafe i went for this two days….but anyway im just back from another island….traffic starting to conjest in both ways….not sure what time should i go to avoid those traffic….sigh…

anyway quite enjoy myself last night and today…ok after i sent all of them back here in bukit mertajam for their bukit feringgi trip….i immediately going back to the island again after my dinner…then for a few round i drop myself to a hotel (bayview) to refresh myself after a hard day becoming driver…then what else? i called up ck to make an appointment for our yam cha stuff…but when i was in hotel….i check out the comment on her blog…yup people, a new friend of mine called suzanne (nah actually is phoebe’s best buddy) and she’s working in baskin robbin along sungai dua…for what else…immediately i drive my reliable iswara to her place…and i found out myself that penang is not that big, is just that those roads are circling around the island, so i can manage to find those places that i wanna go (hey i get their praise as my first time i come to penang and managed to go here and there)…

yup after reaching her place then saw her working inside and hey she treat me an ice cream FREE….! yay, have a chat of two then i found out that she’s really friendly and chatty…not long after those chatting, she offer to bring me to jalan pinang to makan breakfast… after that is another yamcha plan with ck…not really yam cha cos he bring me to an area to have some ‘tong sui’ or bubur manis or chinese style dessert which is claim "leng lui tong sui tang" cos there are photos of plenty girls around that shop…haaha if u guys know where is it…then we had a few chat and told him the news and he was so suprize…not sure how is the investigation he’s doing now….after this is time to head back to my hotel…and say goodnight….

07xx in the morning, alarm rang and is time for my breakfast outing with suzanne or ah zanne. after my bath and refresh myself, i went to her place bout 8 something, waiting for her awhile then we GO…!then she bring me to a shop where she claims is the best cendol in penang, she indicates that the real cendol shop is with the phua chu kang picture taken at the shop…so if u guys going for ABC, make sure u check out for the pcitures ok…had our prawn mee and have some walk around jalan pinang, quite similar with petaling street in kl which like chinatown….then brought some sourvenir which is those famous penang biscuit to bring it back to kl…then tumpang a box for phoebe’s parents by regards from ah zanne…then later have some shot and we suddenly siao liao, go and take a trishaw ride…! sama sama sot sot? haha duno she feels like wanaa ride then i say lets go la (luckily the roads are not busy, if not sure kena horn kao kao from those cars…) haha really enjoy the moment though is just for a few hours before i sent her back to work…haih, happy moment….shout out to ah zanne for your company to jalan pinang for breaksfast and baskin robbin and TRISHAW RIDE…! hahaah and ck for the tong sui….u guys did fill up my time of enjoyment during penang trip….thanks to u guys…! hope u all ok and doing alright in your future paper works and exams…

yup after sending her back to work…then im back here in bukit mertajam try to refresh myself before the long journey ride back….just need to pray so that it wont jam all along PLUS highway…so lesson for this trip….plan well before ur going somewhere and thanks to ah zanne, she teaches me to go travel by backpacking…start from near…so yup…hati berkobar kobar nak pergi melancong liao….haahaa….ok think thats it for today….thanks people and thanks to my friend ck and ah zanne..hope we meet again next time….ciao…kam cia….!

here i am

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

here i am, sitting in a cafe in kota permai…dang and yup, im here at penang become my mother’s kuli driver to look for his brother because hari raya ma….feeling unlucky cos janice cant join me due to her mother ‘no’ ….if not i wun be alone now…but anyway not sure what plans are coming out later….just had my breakfast which is dim sum…maybe later dump the whole bunch of them let them have their own free time and space and i my own drive to penang bridge….after i repair my bumper due to accident yesterday….luckily the motocyclist didnt injured or fell down…just my bumper come down…well at least it didnt involve people’s life….

but 1 thing for sure….that i WILL cross the bridge and look for….(drum rolling) yes….is ck….luckily he’s at USM and didnt come back to kl…if not i really dunno what am i supposed to do…now i waiting for the workshop to open and then go to 7-11 to buy a penang map and off i go….zoom….

just found out that i cant really speak hokkien but luckily mandarin will do (though im not fluently)…but at least i can communicate with them….not an alien after all…ok i think thats all for now…thanks to my md accompany me…!

its coming

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

hehe…this just wanna make it short…its coming…november is coming…yup that means everyones holiday is coming…but for me, entertainment is queueing up for me (not sure if i can complete all the task haah)…

starter, 1st week of nov….DEATH NOTE is coming to our local cinema…hahaah…its a quite famous manga (not sure if they have anime) introduced by my fren a year back…basically its about the black note that whoever names are written on it, the person will die (not sure how come manga have those creatures or monsters). then second week, if im not mistaken, legendary taiwanese rocker zhang zhen yue are coming to perform at mines gua? still not yet verified is it true…so can u people out there help me to look for his info a…like this fella with freenight when i was secondary (well u guys know the hit of his song also la "fen sou ba"). then the third week, if im not wrong uni people just finish their exams…so wats next…? TGI Friday recommended by CE….hahaha its been awhile we didnt eat till like vomit since chillis….

then whats coming next…? erm…december gua, then my birthday coming lo and chrismas eve….justin perform at bukit jalil…(yeah but boo to me cos still got no money to buy ticket) well if u guys know him, quite a talented singer with his hit song ‘meng gaeng’  or hard life in english….( ye bak nin how coi yat hei, ying koi pat pa pong yan pat fuk hei…) haha even i also can sing….! then what, the feeling of chrismas is coming, well u know, the seasons of receiving and giving (though im not christian but can feel the moment) but sorry la, i never give people present oso and i didnt receive any chrismas present oso…(i wonder what that both fella doing, u know that mcd and holy boy) hhahaahah….!

erm, just hope that i can cope all of the entertainment coming (exclude my fren krystal coming back from nz) hahah….so this are some only but maybe there are more….just hope that im not broke and wun broke for all this stuff… ciao… wish me luck for tomorrow last day of fasting month….

music of the day - my all time favourite…call on me by janet jackson featuring nelly….and if ur all out there are quite in hip hop…i recommend u chingy first album…not bad with his hit one call away and holiday inn feat ludacris and snoop doggy dog….

the wedding card

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

arh…those jam…kau wong yea…if u all knows the meaning…its the month of september in lunar calender where they say mostly will rain all this week till the day 9th…not sure is it true but nowdays u can see it almost rain everyday…u judge yourself…

yup, been attended my so called god sisters wedding dinner…hahaha…last thursday is the exact date…well for outsider people around my working area they thought that us (me and her) is a match…never know that now she has married to another guy…haha..not bad la in terms of personality (he claims that he’s a vegetarian)…ok is like this…because of two seperated invitation, so me and my father will sit seperately….arh….how could this happen, alone with all the stranger that im not familar…so on the wedding dinner it was a really damn bored night until a couple shows up…get to know him (hehe not bad). eventually i also called up yv so waste some of my time before the dinner start…erm..nothing much to tell…just look at their wedding photo i was like wow….heaven match for them…i dunno la, just that those pictures are nice and he’s handsome without the spec and she’s pretty with all those dresses…but she’s just 2 years older than me (please dun asked me to get marry with this kinda age man)…and the best thing is…they’re using mazda rx-8 for their wedding car…(haha merz and bmw outdated liao la, use some sport car ma…) well i here wish my god sister has married her one and only husband in her life…wish them happy eternally…

the next day her younger sister came to my shop and asked for banana…i was like what are u using that for? she said it was for the bridegroom coming to pick the bride ceremony (u know, those tricking and playing and fooling for how much they need in order to open the door, what task should he accomplish before he can meet the bride….) hahaha unfortunately i cant join them, really wish too but due to my working hour….haih…will asked my god sister what have they done to her husband…haha…and now they’re in penang for some holiday or should i say honeymoon? well people that’s all for my god sister….

music of the day : rashahi, woi jalan sempit la, …..mat rempit…come any closer i go beep beep, ampang , seremban…..? exhaust sudah krom….my motor still go slow, my paycheck is so low….( u know la what song is this, this is the funniest song i ever heard from their remix….)

the missing old lady

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

if im not mistaken in 20th sept about 16XX i was on my way to klcc for some banking stuff…(for ur all info klcc rhb and bcb banks opens daily even sunday). so when im reaching the klcc car park lot, there she is….the old lady that waving her hand not sure if she wana stop a taxi or asking for help. well to be honest because that particular day i was quite in a happy mood, so i a sudden im not sure is it myself that really willing to help her, i just stop my car nearby and offering my help. by the time when i approached her, i ask her what she’s up to. she said she wanna go home but cant get any ride. in this situation, i cant jus let this old lady just standing near the busy road and keep waving her hand right? so i offered her a ride, she replies that she got no money, i said its ok then i just pick her up and go.

in the car i asked her where she live, she said she’s staying in jalan ipoh…i was like "wow, fantastic! how am i supposed to know that WHICH part of jalan ipoh ur staying o!" it was abit funny and abit of frustrating ride when i was chatting with her…first : she dunno which part of jalan ipoh she’s staying (as u all know,old lady that suffering amnesia or in cantonese lou yan chi ngoi jing) second : the road thats heading to jalan ipoh is at peak hour, means TRAFFIC JAM as im in hurry going to bank my stuff. third : as im trying to entertain her by chatting with her, the results is silent all the time cos she tends to ask back same question that she asked before (quite similar with 1st case) and last : of course u know the generation gap between us is LARGE, so in order to respect the elders, i just didnt turn on my car audio…so its a total crappy silent ride…

after a few turns along jalan ipoh, this is the last resort that came into my mind…y dun i send her to police station and lodge a report as a missing person? ok not sure u guys think is right o not so gimme some opinion here ok?

after sending her to balai in sentul which is near jalan ipoh since she’s mentioning that she’s staying nearby, we drop down into the policewomen where she guided us to the office centre (i can see her expression of her face where she knows that the old lady is a fuss to them). so after a short report to the policewomen,i think i was almost ready to hand over the old lady to the right person who can handle this case better than me…so before i go, i just pass some short message to the old lady that her son will come to pick her up later (which i really hope in my heart) and i pass a rm10 notes to her since she was pennyless hope that she know how to use it for some food or drink…and that is the last time i saw her.

from time to time i was like wishing that i had a contact from her to make sure if she had reuinion with her family until yesterday where in a sudden i saw a poster that showing a missing old lady…i was so suprise that she was the same old lady that i found that day. immediately i called up the number appeared on the poster. then there is this guy picked up the phone, he was the old lady’s son.

then i just briefly asked if she ok or where she is some kinda this stuff…then he explain to me that he had lodged a report on the same day i found her bout 21XX. so i was so suprise again cos that day i saw the policewomen had inform the other balai that a missing old lady is in sentul station…supposingly the balais are interlink right? he lodged it at pandan indah balai for ur info…anyway he futher his story that the police had transfer her to old folks home at duno where the place then she went missing again…this time melampau…at wangsa maju…! (oh i forgot, actually they are living in jalan cheras, not jalan ipoh). her son has even asked for RELA help him find his mother, with posters attached on taxis and places where until now i only saw her picture….(wonder if those poster are posted until pj area hehe…) so at the end the son had found her and place her to old folks home since he indicated that she’s old liao and poor memory but she’s quite healthy…even he said that her mother can go in and out their house for 6 to 7 times a day (so u can imagine how healthy she is). so at last i found out that her name is ruby teoh (got english name ge wo, so yeah ger?), age 80+ (haha ging chau ler, even my grandma not that long age) staying in jalan cheras (not jalan ipoh) but has anmesia (or the other way in cantonese) if u guys did pass through the poster…then yup…its HER…!

and now my question has been answered…she’s safe but staying in old folks homw liao…(wonder she still remember me?) not sure how was like to know that someone that u help now is in good condition, but my feelings was relieved and i was happy till can dance to utada songs ‘travelling’ hahah…her son actually wana see me and u know wana have some reward for me for helping her and i decline n i answered him "nothing ge la, i just willingly help only ma, maybe next time when im in trouble oso ppl can help me ma rite?"

so actually im not sure if i did wrong to put her in balai until now only she was found…? haih duno la….

music of the day : good man from RL (at first i saw this mtv i tod was a member of k-ci n jojo if u know this duo back in the days cos his sound so similar to them) hey check out moneymaker from ludacris feat pharell too…!

Too late….

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

hi people is adC here..hehe tod jus wana try out some blogging since everyone i know almost have their blog…so im so damn free nothing to do…hope u all out there gimme some pointers and tips ok…?

now where should i start? oh yeah, the title here is what i wanna start. To start it all, after having my dinner something just cross my mind, which i did try to think back of what i’d done this few years back after my dropout in KBU. Been working for merely 2 years and still counting, did i achieve something that i dreamt of? Nah, i think that is what i can do….dreaming.

Hehe, but this is not the main point. Ok lets start it all from the beginning. Too late because i never hold on in KBU, too late because i never accept her at the first place during 2001 (louise), too late that i wanna said to her recently that i did wanna try to persue her (janice), too late bacause my grandmother pass away when i tod i wanna visit her, too late because i never stand up for myself after the semester has over in UCSI…

Nah its just too much to count but these are the few… now i wanna point out what’s on my mind…i wonder what’s bothering me to do what i should and what i wanna do…when i try to do something, there will sure be something dat’s keeping me behind and try to exterminate me from achieving it…i wonder what’s playing on my mind, why my mentality will have a barrier and another fast forward thinking?

Example, when i thought i wanna try out with a girl, my mind will just think about all the future stuff ex. will my fren like her? Without trying how am i gonna know what i really want until she’s not available THEN i can just blame myself for this and that? Why should i have this kinda mentality? Cant i just go with the flow? Is it that i’d been brainwahed by all the auntie and uncle in my working place, u know the usual stuff, to be more materialistic, money is important, find the girl that can help you out, blah blah blah…

For the barrier stuff that stuck on my mind, is something like this. Quite alot of my friend can go oversea to persue their studies, holidays, events, travelling while ME just staying here doing all the same routine on and on and on. I do envy them for what they have achieve and all in my mind playing was "haih, get back in real life la, diff people diff life ma, so just blame yourself for the chances that you didnt appreaciate before." This is the mentality that always playing on my mind.

i once been told, " you cant change your fate, but you can change your destiny, the way you’re heading". Im not sure about this phrase but thanks to ms low, my ex boss in klcc…so does this phrase really helps? can u guys and gals have some thought for this…Thank you for all your lil’ time to read my blog…not sure if you people that read my blog will get bored…haaha..testing ma…okie…? ciao…

music of the day : ? by 30 second to mars ( not sure what is the title of the song but the rock is quite different from all the rockband nowdays, saw it on mtv yday)