For some laughter….
Thursday, October 26th, 2006thanks to you people out there for your support of my blog, though is not a very nice and functional blog unlike my other friend, hope you guys enjoy reading it… so for those who has been supporting my blog… here are some jokes to brighten up you people’s day… found it from other people’s blog and thought wanna share it to you all…enjoy…
This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red ‘Chief’ who is also the tribe’s medicine man.
Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?"
Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months".
After nine months the Indian came back to the village. He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby. At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief.
He said to the Chief: "Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?"
The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.
The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come".
A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There’s nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse,"
and charged them RM60. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no
problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and
we can’t go to her house -
I’m married and we can’t go to my house.
Sharilla Putrajaya charges RM250, Mandarin Oriental charges RM280,
Le Meridian charges RM230.
We do it here for RM60, and I get that back from "Medical Claim"…….!