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sorry people for my late entry of posting blog…cos im quite lazy nowdays, spoil my mood due to my modem being struck by lighting…cis…summore im addicted to that ps1 game called final fantasy tactic….cant stop…! actually i got many things that i wanna post and share it to u all but….haih…what to do? so here are some jokes again to entertain you all people out there first ok? this jokes is an old email that i had received back in few years back and now i wanna dig it out for you all…you may thought that you had read b4 but hey…just for some laughter right? enjoy…..

The wonderful word of TEW

Hey! be proud of this contonese word "TEW"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful word in
Cantonese today is the word Tew.
It is the one magical word
which just by the sound can describe pleasure, hate and love.
Tew falls into many grammatical categories. It can
be used as a verb both transitive
(eg Goh tewed Irene) and intransitive (eg Irene was tewed by Goh).
It can be a noun
(eg Goh doesn’t give a tew about Irene)
or an adverb (Irene is tew-ing beautiful).
It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as
versatile
as
the word Tew.
Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can
be used to described many situations :
Fraud - Ngor pei yan tew chor
Dismay - Tew nia ma hai
Trouble - Li chii tew lo
Aggression - Tew kow lei
Passive - Tew ngor
Confusion - Tew mat chat?
Difficulty - Tew, ng chat meng ah…
Despair - Li by tew lo
Philosophical - Mm lan tew hai lah.
Religious - Omi toh foot, tew
Incompetence - Oh, tew lo
Laziness - Tew lan lei lo hai
Displeasure - Tew, fart sang mei yeh see ah?
Rebellion - Tew chart hoi
Direction - Mart chart tew tei fong ah..
The mind really boggles at the many creative uses.
How could anyone be offended when you say "Tew"?
Use it in your daily speech - it adds to your
PRESTIGE.
TELL SOMEONE TODAY — "TEW KOW LEI" !!!

Here’s another one….

If u guys are learning japanese, well here is some good starter for beginner…

Know your Japanese…
>
>1. What does a broken hearted Japanese call himself?
>
>Hatikukecewa
>
>2. What does a Japanese say to a girl when he wants to harass her?
>
>Marikuraba
>
>3. How do you call a dirty-minded Japanese?
>
>Otakukoto
>
>4. How does a group of Japanese boys say when they want to f*** a girl?
>
>Ramaiboleka
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>5. What do you call a cheap Japanese prostitute?
>
>Pukimura
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>6. How does a flat-chested Japanese girl describe herself?
>
>Tetekurata
>
>7. What does a Japanese man say to a reluctant Japanese girl?
>
>Maukasika
>
>8. How does a Japanese man invite a girl to have s** with him?
>
>Maumainka
>
>9. How does a Japanese ask if they are hairy?
>
>Adalebatka

hope u guys have a great days ahead…well gonna finish off my FFT and waiting for my idol the legendary taiwanese rocker….zhang zhen yue…! haha…ciao…!

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